I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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