i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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