I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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