If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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