she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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