I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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