Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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