Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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