You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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