so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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