My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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