dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Randomize
