How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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