on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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