Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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