so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
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