conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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