why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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