Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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