nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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