I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
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