i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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