If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
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