apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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