i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
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