I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
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