Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(310): View more from California

I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work

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(910): View more from North Carolina

Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.

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(801): View more from Utah

The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts

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(269): View more from Michigan

Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.

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(613): View more from Ontario

Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.

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(417): View more from Missouri

Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.

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(207): View more from Maine

My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar

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(727): View more from Florida

What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...

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