Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Come share oat with me in your robe
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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