its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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