you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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