kristin has been a bad kristin
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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