Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
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