All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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