Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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