don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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