I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
