I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
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