It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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