i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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