i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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