you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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