The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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