The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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