Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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