im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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