She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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