I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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