Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
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