My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Buhtt sex?
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Randomize
