There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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