What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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