There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Randomize