belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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