To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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