White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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