That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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