i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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