He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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