I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
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